“…and there she was, just washed up on the shore… I couldn’t believe it! A really sexy black rubber mermaid, just lying around on the rocks! She was all wet and glistening in the sunshine. I don’t know where she came from, ‘cos she was wearing some really high-heeled boots, and there were no footsteps in the sand… She was also wearing this rubber hood thing, sorta like them divers wear. And then, and then, get this, SHE STARTED GETTING NAKED!
I couldn’t believe it… It was all I could do to keep snapping away… You don’t see that sort of thing every day. She said her name was Susan, or Sway or something… I had to go and have lie down in a darkened room after that…!”
